ILLEGALLY CROSSING THE U.S. BORDER

LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT..

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

· A JOB,

· A DRIVERS LICENSE,

· SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,

· WELFARE,

· FOOD STAMPS,

· CREDIT CARDS,

· SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

· FREE EDUCATION,

· FREE HEALTH CARE,

· A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON

· BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE

· THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH
RESPECT

· AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

. . . I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION. . .

HOW UNTRUE CAN THIS SIGN BE???

ILLEGALLY CROSSING THE U.S. BORDER

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loansindi 2010-01-27 14:12:20

give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

Stroberider 2010-01-27 14:12:20

http://www.ehow.com/how_5483605_b ecome-citizen-usa.html

Catoblepas 2010-01-27 14:35:50

Maybe you'd like things to be just like in those countries you listed.

Stroberider 2010-01-27 14:35:50

I just think it's bullshit when I hear illegal immigrants complaining while living illegally here.

redjokerx 2010-01-27 15:13:36

^
how do you think america EXISTS?
we were at some point immigrants somewhere down the line.
what do you think happens to the people who move here without permission? they take a citizenship test (other things happen too) and then we had them something that says "yay your not illegal anymore"

that's kinda it, go watch a movie on how it works or something, i learned about it in 8th grade

he's not a moron, he's actually got it right. we're one of the few countries who tolerates illegal immigrants ^_^

Stroberider 2010-01-27 15:13:36

God Bless America, then!

SirCannabisClock 2010-01-27 15:43:08

kill da spics they took my jorb

Stroberider 2010-01-27 15:43:08

...with the one language they came here and also leave with.

TheBoogley 2010-01-27 15:50:31

wow

Stroberider 2010-01-27 15:50:31

agreed

HereticBleach 2010-01-27 15:56:56

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

- The New Colossus, by Emma Lazarus, on a plaque at The Statue of Liberty

Stroberider 2010-01-27 15:56:56

It's nice to be given these people, and that they want to be here, but trespassing illegally is uncalled for.

loansindi 2010-01-27 15:59:05

discuss it here! <a href="http://michhimself.com/newgroundsirc/">http://michhimself.com/newgroundsirc/
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Stroberider 2010-01-27 15:59:05

nah

aldlv 2010-01-27 16:02:14

that sucks.. no wait... i'm not form the U.S.
forget it... it doesn't suck, that's totaly awesome XD

Stroberider 2010-01-27 16:02:14 (Updated 2010-01-27 22:23:59)

sucks to be you! lol

redjokerx 2010-01-27 16:31:23

it kinda does... XD

Stroberider 2010-01-27 16:31:23 (Updated 2010-01-27 22:28:15)

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lamekupo 2010-01-27 19:12:21

Everyone will complain as long as they want something. Everyone always wants something. Everyone, illegal immigrant to some guy from Kansas is an ingrate.

Personally, I agree to an extent with you. On a wide scale, I'm still mostly liberal, but compared to most people where I live, I'm a bit conservative.

Stroberider 2010-01-27 19:12:21

...and it's all because everyone is different no matter how much we want or can agree on something... we're all never going to see eye to eye.

cheesemonkey8 2010-01-27 19:13:01

NATIVISM IS CLOSET RACISM.

Stroberider 2010-01-27 19:13:01

I kinda get it, but it's pretty vague... need to elaborate to get that one.

Blak-Phoenix 2010-01-27 20:40:32

The one thing that gets me:

"...CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER..."

How, exactly, do you do that on a nation that takes a whole island?

...just sayin

Stroberider 2010-01-27 20:40:32

They don't own the ocean, now do they?

buddy1006 2010-01-27 21:53:21

Ehhhh if i could and get payed for it I would guard the border and shoot all illegal immigrants, they are making money up here, then sending it down to their mexican families, If your illegal i want to shoot your ass, But they are destroying our economy by sending it down to mexico, and I HATE how they still speak spannish, but they won't bother to learn our damn language, so thats why I want to kill all illilegal immigrant bastards.

Stroberider 2010-01-27 21:53:21

Ok, that's a little much buddy!

fullmetala2392 2010-01-28 04:10:03

My ideals are: if you go to a country get there legally, and learn the native language. why should i have to learn a new language to live in my nation. i wouldn't go to japan without knowing Japanese.

Stroberider 2010-01-28 04:10:03

EXACTLY! Only if you were to become a citizen in that country... visiting is another.

SUPER-JOHN-DOE 2010-01-28 09:24:45

I think this is so unfair !

Stroberider 2010-01-28 09:24:45

Unfortunately, it will never be fair my friend.