Score: 10

"I love that Barrett!!!"

submission: The Last Stand.

date: December 16, 2007

This has got to be THE best zombie online game I've ever played!!! I love that gun you can obtain on night 20...the Barrett. Kick-Ass!!! Shoots right through all the zombies with one shot and has 10 mega rounds and reloads faster than any other gun. Great job on this being your very first Flash game. Mega props to you man!

Score: 1

"This was pointless...."

submission: Clock Soundboard!

date: October 9, 2003

Sorry, but I could've easily made this using Speakonia. In fact that's what 80% of this was made up of. What kind of concept are you trying to lead us to? This was very boring and a waste of anyone's time; except maybe for blam points. This probably would've been better if you used actual catch phrases that the clocks use.

Score: 8

"I have a critical problem for you to solve..."

submission: No Remorse

date: September 19, 2003

After watching this animation, this question popped into my mind. I know this is a hard question, but I've been debating on this one since I had Critical Thinking, and this very same question was asked to the class. There are only 3 answers you can chose to answer this question, so choose wisely.

If you were walking down the street and a masked man grabbed you and pulled you over to a dark alley-way while pointing a gun to your head and showed you 12 small children in a line with their mouths taped-up and he said, "I'll give you a choice. You either shoot and kill one of these children, and I'll let you and the rest of the children go unharmed, or I'll let you go unharmed, and I'll kill all of the children. If you can't decide, I will kill all of the children and your life will be taken as well. WHAT DO YOU DO BABY!?

I, personally, don't think my life is as precious as all those children together, but I would risk my life to save ALL of the children, but then I would risk every single one of those childrens' lives by trying to be a hero. So, that leaves me with murder in the 1st degree by taking one of the children's life, which would be better than having every single one of them die. So, I would have to choose a child to kill, unfortunately. :( I know you will chose wisely because you stated the prevention from "...fucking up the rest of my life...”

This critical thought is a very similar situation...life/death decisions. Thanks for being wise and sharing this dramatic piece!!

~Byron

Score: 9

"First we got Jesus, now Satan?"

submission: "Kid" prank to pizza place

date: July 26, 2007

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Dude, it's nice to see you're back...at least. I got that same program, AV Voice Changer Software Diamond 6.0. <a href="http://www.audio4fun.com/voice-over">www.audio4fun.com/voice-over</a> I played a little prank on Chronamut one day on Skype with this thing disguised as an old grandma sounding voice. LOL The fun never ends!!!

This was awesome! I liked this more than the Jesus one. Though, I liked the addition of the sparkling sound in the voice on that one. You should make some new pranks now that your sound skills have more than likely improved...those are hilarious!!! You should call a neighborhood old folks home saying that you were trying to contact someone from Lava Life as an online date, and the operator from Lava Life transferred you to this #. Say that you want to skip all the "getting to know you" crap, and just tell them you want to get right down to making grandbabies...skip the children and go right to the grandbabies. And that you don't have much time left because your 97 years old but have plenty of Viagra. That would be crazy.

Anyway, nice to hear that your still whippin' 'em out! Ciao!

~Byron

Score: 10

"Nice Combo!"

submission: Zero Gravity -ac- (1m58s)

date: January 19, 2006

This is a very nice rendition of PX9's 'Zero Gravity' and my remake 'Zero Gravity in Dreamscape'. You pretty much had me fooled into thinking that you used the same bass sample. Gotta’ love the Dr. REX sequencer. That thing comes in handy if you can’t get a certain drum loop sliced and concocted evenly into a piece.

I love your twist you added to the main bass melody with a couple of high notes. It sounds more energetic. The high pitched legato effect is a nice addition along with the pitch filtered beats. That amen is always perfect for Dark Core D&B. It brings strength to the sound…great accomplishment man.

Hey, when you get the chance, check me out on Myspace.com and Mixposure.com. My profile pages are www.mixposure.com/dreamscaperx and www.myspace.com/dreamscaperbyro Catch ya’ later Brian.

.-*`*-.,.-*`*-.Dreamscaper.-*`*-.,.-*`*-.

Score: 0

"This isn't yours in the least..."

submission: Satisfaction[Stiron]

date: December 20, 2005

This is "satisfaction" by Benny Benassi. Not, only that, but the editing is horrendous in this "version" of yours. Plus, I think I've heard this track on a Wendy's commercial. This isn't yours unless you're Benny himself, and I don't think he would upload his famous track on Newgrounds for anyone to download it for free when he has already made quite a bit of money on this.

R.I.A.A.